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Sir Allen Apsley was an English landowner who was a Royalist soldier and administrator during the Wars of the Three Kingdoms. Following the 1660 Stuart Restoration, he took part in the Second Anglo-Dutch War, and sat as MP for Thetford from 1661 to 1679. One biographer describes him as having an \"ability to maintain friendly contact with figures across a wide range of affiliations, which helped to make him a successful political fixer\".
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Arne Wilhelm Kaurin Tiselius was a Swedish biochemist who won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 1948 \"for his research on electrophoresis and adsorption analysis, especially for his discoveries concerning the complex nature of the serum proteins.\"
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